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  • A SARCASTIC CREATURES NOVEL

  • Sara has seen strange creatures ever since she can remember.

    But now, she's about to discover why. The mystery will take her from Paris to Scotland, following a twisty trail of intrigue and danger.

    In the end, the answers will prove more terrifying than anything she could've ever imagined. Also, she'll make a hat out of a cantaloupe.

    Get the ebook or a hard copy today!


 

 

STORIES

I recommend starting with the novel,

"The Family Secret". Then check out the short story, "The Adventure of the Gross Grocery". They're the best stories featuring a talking Onion that you'll ever read. PS. Don't click on the ostrich. He's a jerk.

  • THE

    FAMILY SECRET (novel)

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    Sara has seen strange creatures ever since she can remember. But now, she's about to discover why.

    The mystery will take her from Paris to Scotland, following a trail of intrigue and danger. #

  • ADVENTURE

    OF THE GROSS GROCERY

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    Milk, pasta, tomatoes…and crime?

    Solving a mystery wasn't on her shopping list, that's for sure. But once Sara is accused of theft, she's determined to catch the real culprit.#

  • FIGHT

    FOR INDIE...PENDCE!

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    Psst! Want to know a secret that big companies like Amazon and Apple keep quiet? You can read ebooks on their devices (kindle, ipad) that you bought from independent booksellers, even the authors themselves!

    Supporting indie authors is easy! Just click the box to purchse the ebook. When you download The Family Secret you'll get clear directions on how to send the novel to your device. Avoid giant retailers. Stick up for the little guy (or gal)!

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  • WANT

    MORE STORIES TO READ?

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    Sara's got a lot more stories to tell. But she needs your help getting the word out (pun intended). The more readers there are, the easier it'll be to keep on writing.

    So please review / rate the story on these sites...#

 

CREATURES

#Sara's Field Guide // A collection of the weird and wacky creatures with whom Sara has dealt, along with notes on their odd behavoir. Stay tuned for new additions...

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    SNEEZING SAM

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    PARADE DRAGONS

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    OLLIE, THE ONION

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    INSULT BLOBS

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    PENCIL SHREDDING SQUID

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    TOASTER TROLLS

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    WHIFFLE RIDERS

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    RECORD RUNNERS

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    THE GROWLING

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    PARADE DRAGONS

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GAMES

Up for a challenge?

Help Sara make coffee, answer a tricky quiz, rescue her adorable, athletic, and extremely intelligent cat, or explore a mysterious train chock full of weirdos. Good luck!

  • EPISODE 1

    JAVINIAN JAVA HUT

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    Sara needs assistance serving hot drinks to thirsty customers, both human and creature.

    Earn enough tips and Toadie (the all-knowing Frognosticator) will tell you a secret.

  • EPISODE 2

    I DREAM OF WEIRDOS

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    All Sara wants to do is sleep, but the creatures have insomnia and are keeping her awake.

    Answer their strange quiz so she can finally get some rest.

  • EPISODE 3

    CAT SNATCHING GOBLINS

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    Goblins have kidnapped Wasabi, Sara's feline friend.

    Use your wits to travel across strange lands and help her rescue the fuzzball.

  • EPISODE 4

    WEIRDOS ON A TRAIN

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    Explore the midnight express in search of a mysterious stranger.

    Help Sara get from the caboose to the engine, by solving a bunch of tricky puzzles.

     

 

CONTACT US

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